i want to go to perth.

ugh.

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lexieebean:

A full month before summer really begins to get some killer abs!

I don’t actually know anyone in Queensland. I mean, I know of people, but I don’t KNOW them, i.e they’re not my ‘friends.’
Fuck, I have no friends… Damn it.

i’m going to follow like a billion new blogs tonight so i can actually start getting my Q’ back up before I randomly go away again.

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Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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