sextingllamas:

is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world

(Source: yuckier, via fake-mermaid)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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fake-mermaid:

my mum brought me a new pillow and i was just like “mum i don’t like it because it’s too hard” and then she was like “ok i’ll try it tonight, i like em hard, i like everything hard”

can i die

elsenliberator:

jimbertimber:

welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl

or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw

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the-loneliness:

April 30, 2013

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science

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haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule, via fake-mermaid)

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

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uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

(Source: bringontheshackles, via dersitetowers)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

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